Pressure from the Family

Moments ago, the following transpired between my five-year-old niece and me.

Emily: When are you gonna get married Unlce Jeff?

Me: I don't know Emily.

Emily: Where is your girlfriend?

Me: I don't have a girlfriend.

Emily: Yes you do. I saw her.

Me: I really don't sweetie.

Emily: How come?

Me: I don't know.

Emily: You should.

Me: Time for dinner Emmy.